Anonymous said: My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Call him single
I’m trying up get internet guys, I swear.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
"Nothing kills you like your mind"
— (via girlsloveprettygirls)
(Source: ocean-wavezz, via callmelime)
"[Obama’s] unsecured border crisis is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, “no mas.”"
No really she said this…
Move is complete.
Please give me a few days to have the internet hooked up and the blog you know and love so much will be back and running soon.